This is a tailless whipscorpion, and no lie, just looking at it makes my skin crawl. I am actually going to scroll down so I can’t see it anymore. Hold on a sec.

There we go.

If looks could kill, that creepy thing would be lethal. But in reality, it is incapable of inflicting any sort of physical harm on a human being. It’s not poisonous, it can’t bite or sting you, it isn’t even a pest. It is the best example that I’ve seen of not judging a book based on its cover. But that cover is hard to forget. Seriously, if I saw that thing in real life I would run the other way. Perhaps to my loss.